Friday, February 10, 2012

#225: Dorky, Corny Riddles

Reason to Be Happy #225:
Dorky, Corny Riddles

You know the kind—if someone like your dad or a teacher tells them, you groan and roll your eyes, but you can't help but smile, too? Riddles are the best. Like this, stolen shamelessly from my friend Heather's Facebook:

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on the ant?

A: Deadant. Deadant. Deadant deadant deadant deadant deadaaaaant. Deadant deadant.

She then wrote: "Reply with riddle awsomeness, please." Here's how people replied:

Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: Fo' Drizzle!
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Q: Did you hear the one about the optometrist's daughter who fell in to the vat?

A: She made a spectacle of herself.

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Q: What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

A: Sorry, you're not my type.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 7 8 9

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Q: Why was the little strawberry so worried?

A: His mom was in a jam.

Go ahead. Add your own! We can all use a clean, harmless laugh on a Friday, right?


  1. Why did the tomato blush?

    Because he saw the salad dressing =)

  2. Thanks perfect, Kinnari! I love it!